lurps

lovelovelove

aren't you sick of that word?i am.

nearly most of the post i read recently is about relationship this and that.
oh-the-drama.

but oh oh oh how HARD it is to run away from that. boo.
you have six options here.

1. stay bitter and hate hate hate. get his/her photo and throw darts at it. or stick pins into a voodoo doll of them. tsk. so much anger in this world.
2. give up and end your life. one less person in this overcrowded world. yay.
3. cry and cry and cry until your whole house starts to flood and your eyes are so red and swollen and puffy and sore that you'll never get another boyfriend/girlfriend EVER.
4. call up your boyfriend/girlfriend up every hour, stalk him/her, leave notes, flowers (fresh, dried or wilted), soft toys (with or without a knife), and threaten to kill yourself if he/she dont get back with you. do this so much that you drive them to their grave. one less person in this overcrowded world. yay.
5. swear off love, shave your head and become a monk/nun. ahh... enlightenment. (or prolly change your gender?how bout?
6. smile, say it's ok, their loss, and look forward to meeting that new person who will charm the socks out of you.

i say number 6. what say you? sorry? number 2? hhmm..number 1 sounds cool ah.fun eh.haha!yeah that's alright too.
cool eh?

bluergh!